I was watching Junior Masterchef the other night

and this scene came up of lucy hugging nick

and I was like

and my brother was all

that’s when I realized that I probably had lost it…just a weeeee bit xD

steamblade:

“Help me! Bruce!”

Thats when I almost started crying.

Damn, Jason Todd… when did I start liking you that much?

Fancast: Jared Leto as Jamie Reyes

I know this is probably a HORRIBLE fancast…but I don’t caaaareeeeeee xD

Having a Crazy Homicidal Beetle Stuck To Your Spine Sure Makes Things Awkward

At the Supermarket

Cashier: Would you like paper or plastic?

Beetle: SENSING HOSTILE INTENTIONS

Jaime: Wait, she's just-

Beetle: INTERROGATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

Jaime: I'm don't need to interrogate her, I just need-

Cashier: Excuse me?

Jaime: No, not you, I'm just-

Beetle: ANGER LEVELS RISING. KILL HER.

Jaime: I'm not going to kill her!

Cashier: What?!

Beetle: ACTIVATING PLASMA CANNONS.

Jaime: NO WAIT

Cashier: Is that a gun?! SECURITY!

Beetle: SHE IS TRYING TO GET BACKUP KILL HER KILL HER

Jaime: Stop, this is just a big misunderstanding!

Beetle: KILL HER KILL HER KILL HER

Jaime: I'm not going to-

Beetle: KILL HER

Security: Kid, we're going to need you to leave the premises.

Beetle: KILL THEM TOO

Security: Kid!

Beetle: SENSING HOSTILE-

Jaime: THAT'S IT I'M JUST GOING TO GO HOME NOW I DIDN'T NEED THAT CEREAL ANYWAYS AY DIOS MIO THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Beetle: ......

Beetle: .........

Beetle: *whisper* Kill them all.